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crystal crushers

crystal meth addicts
I saw two crystal crushers in the trailer park yesterday
by Shaun Reilly February 5, 2009
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Crystal King

The most amazing orgasmicly lovely girl u will ever meet, easy to fall in love with her for all of her characteristics inside and out, beautiful long brunette hair with big hazel eyes that change colors, shes very kind and loving not to mention to nice for her own good if u marry her you'll be the happiest man alive for the rest of your life. she loves animals and most of everything she could be your best friend or your worst enemy. shes very addicting u find yourself always wanting to be with her.
Damn i just met the most amazing girl ever, her names crystal king
by Skiess October 21, 2010
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crystal palace

If someone asked you "hey, do you want to go to the crystal palace tonight?" that person would be asking you if you wanted to do some meth.
by Copernicus P. Einstein March 12, 2009
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crystal daddy

Crystal Daddy is when a girl puts her legs behind her head and you hold her hands while you are doing intercourse.
Oh Caleb, you are my Crystal Daddy after putting me in that filthy position.
by Kickasskaleb February 17, 2017
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bulger's crystals

when your balls are bulging out of your pants.
a play on words with 'folger's crystals'
dude's got some serious bulger's crystals goin on!
by gd December 31, 2004
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crystal visions

A way to describe a hot hippie or free spirit.
Dang, Amanda got those crystal visions.
by Somevelevetmorning October 15, 2017
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blood crystals

When a girl has her period, she takes her panties off, then her tampon...what's left are blood crystals surrounding the muffal area, if you will. Dried up crystals of blood usually towards the ending of the "period"
I went to go finger my girlfriend, and when I pulled out, I had a hand full of blood crystals. Guess she was on the rag. Ew
by Lil Triece July 1, 2008
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