The toilet paper crumbs that seem to attach themselves to your pubic hairs after wiping. They live in there and fall out at a later date, i.e. shower, next bathroom break.
I heard this chick in the girls' bathroom bitchin' about her crotch crumbs...she needs to clean that shit up down there !
by LiveBy11 July 8, 2009
Get the Crotch Crumbsmug. tight shorts usually worn for gym class. They have no pockets to store anything and no zipper. They're usually red in color, sometimes blue. They hug your butt cheeks as well.
Johnnie has those red crotch job shorts on again. He's gonna have to pull them down if he needs to take a whizz.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 6, 2009
Get the crotch jobmug. by Angelia August 27, 2005
Get the crotch snorkelmug. The disruption of social discourse prompted by the passing and/or presence of an attractive female. This state is known to temporarily render the individual incapable of speech and or interaction on any level which is caused from the shock of blood pumping south.
"Hey brah, so I was headed to the electric beach when I realized I forgot...." (long pause prompted by passing female). "Whoa. Uhhh, sorry I got crotch shock, what was I saying?"
by Vito Nicola May 10, 2013
Get the crotch shockmug. The area above the vagina, but under the belly button. The lower stomach. Teachers crotch appears/happens, when middle aged women raise their waistline. Thus a pouch or sac is exposed.
by withee74 July 10, 2009
Get the Teachers Crotchmug. An unfortunate occurrence that happens in both men and women. However, generally speaking, women are the most likely to be afflicted by this condition.Individuals with rasta crotch have extremely poor hygiene and grooming habits. Because of this lethal combination, their pubic hair becomes knotted and matted and will actually form dreadlocks.
by My other ride is your mom April 22, 2006
Get the rasta crotchmug. Modestly endowed male who, to avoid embarrasment in changing and locker room situations, uses items such as socks and tissues to create the bulge that his small sexual organs never could.
Jon "I saw Ernie in his underwear after soccer practice, it looked like he's finally grown!"
Rachel "no he hasn't dude, i saw it all last week. Iv seen new born babies with bigger balls than that crotch stuffer."
Rachel "no he hasn't dude, i saw it all last week. Iv seen new born babies with bigger balls than that crotch stuffer."
by Kolomarc August 28, 2006
Get the Crotch Stuffermug.