facebook creeper

one who lurks offline on facebook, never responding to posts and requests. Keeps tabs on 'friends' but is never available to chat. An antisocial person on a social network.

I just unfriended that facebook creeper who never accepts my Farmville requests.

by stefstefwheee August 16, 2011

creeper status

Someone who constantly likes, comments, and views you facebook profile page and will always appear on the top of your "Top 10 stalker" lists.

Brandon: Hey do you know that Ann girl?
Nick: Yeah dude she is always liking and commenting on all of my stuff.
Brandon: yeah she is creeper status.
Nick: For real.

by karkis91 July 13, 2010

Creeper Call

When a couple skype call but can't talk to each other. They end up watching each other while they type.

My roommate was sleeping but i wanted to see my boyfriend so we creeper called.

by Musicalyn February 21, 2011

Creeper

A vehicle through which everyone dumps their emotional shit.

Creeper: "I love her." That's what he said! Isn't that embarrassing.

Woman: Really! I'm done with you for saying that.

by Ereck Flowers February 16, 2015

weenis creeper

the person who randomly strokes your elbow, catching you off guard and feeling a bit molested.

Geez Mark! Don't be such a weenis creeper!

by Sprattikus April 16, 2011

Creeper

A hostile mob in minecraft relying on the art of stealth to brutally murder players in an explosion like that of TNT. It's homicidal/suicidal nature and reputation make it an icon for the game. It's about half as slow as the player and mobs such as spiders and zombies, but is slow because it uses stealth over speed. Creepers are recognized by almost everyone who knows what minecraft is.

Player: Man, i just finished this marvelous house!

Creeper: Silent, then B-SSSSSSSSSS

Player: OH SHI-

BOOM!!!! player and creeper killed in explosion

by The Soviet Comrade October 14, 2011

The Creeper

A balding cop with a red mustache who likes women with huge natural breast. The creeper also likes to sneak up on teengers in the act of sex in their cars.

The creeper slowly approached a car while a teenage female was giving a blow job.

by chopper13 March 14, 2009