Golfers Cough

Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.

Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have.

Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.

Me:Ubuntu

by NF-Bpl May 20, 2024

The Chomp and Cough

During an intimate moment the male counterpart must latch his knashers upon the women’s lip then proceed to cough in her mouth

Yo my man Burn did The Chomp and Cough

by The Cheese is Daddy November 22, 2021

Coughed in my coffee maker

When one person sucks a fart out of someone else’s butt and blows it into the first persons mouth

The barista gasped when Jeff coughed in my coffee maker.

by Randi&Jeff October 25, 2025

COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR

Something you need when your over-stimulating

I NEED A COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR HELP apple

by Sohoowusyourday>good February 3, 2022

Day care kenel cough

Children picking up illness from other children.

Children picking up illnesses from other children and taking that cough or cold home to the parents. Honey, it seems like we have been constantly sick ever since we enrolled junior into day care. I know junior is sick today, but we both have to work, just send him in! And the vicious circle of "Day care kenel cough continues"!

by A Big Bad Boy October 16, 2011

circuit cough

The persistent cough usually accompanied by a sore throat occurring after attending a Circuit Party or festival. Usually caused by yelling over music, lack of sleep, and other extracurricular activities related to the circuit scene.

Tom is a true Circuit Queen. He has circuit cough at least once a month.

by allaboutxy May 2, 2019

Chilli cough

Coughing whilst sick with covid

Oh shit he’s got the chilli cough, he must have been eating bats

by AzzzMelbourneOztralia November 16, 2021