Shithead's Cough

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.

Pronounced sheeth-edz.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."

Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.

#shooterscough #shitheadscough #shitheads

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.

by © September 7, 2023

Cough

“Cough”, also known as “Daniel Coughlin” or “Crackman” - a young lad from Billericay who likes do endludge in crack cocaine of an evening.

“Crack man coughs on a mental one tonight”

by Dankof123 November 22, 2021

The Chomp and Cough

During an intimate moment the male counterpart must latch his knashers upon the women’s lip then proceed to cough in her mouth

Yo my man Burn did The Chomp and Cough

by The Cheese is Daddy November 22, 2021

Cold Coughs

spasms of the throat canals while ingesting exceedingly cold temperature food items

Boy 1: *throat spasms while eating ice cream*
Boy 2: oh boy here comes the cold coughs

by I wAnT mEh LeMoNs October 26, 2019

cough shots fired

what you call in when someone starts coughing and cant breath

theres so much bat shit flu in that groceries store i dont wanna go in. i wanna call in cough shots fired instead.

by Cody5050 December 9, 2020

Coughing Cavity

When a woman has a cold and can't stop coughing while giving a blowjob.

Last night my woman almost nipped my hang dang off while I was in the coughing cavity.

by Lilboyblue62 October 21, 2020

Cup your balls and cough

The act of cupping the testicles during a physical with you general practitioner. Mostly used to get a picture of your taint or a finger up your ass when you forget to do the coughing.
Always remember to be alert around the doctor when this is happening they will do anything to get there finger in your ass.

Hey jimmy I need you to cup your balls and cough before I can put my finger in your ass.

by Crackhead mania January 12, 2021