corona sex

Sex people with the coronavirus can have when they've both been tested positive while everyone else is social distancing

Looking for Corona sex. A/S/L & Corona-positive. DM me if you down

by artist6000 April 3, 2020

Corona

Some virus named after a beer

First person: "can I have 'a' corona?"
Second person: "sure!" *coughs*
First person: "Not the corona I meant..."

by aMathTeachersSon April 29, 2021

Corona Spouse

That person with whom you’ve chosen to self-quarantine, and with whom Sex eventually came into the equation, even though you hadn't previously co-habitated, had no official commitment, and towards whom you may or may not have harbored an antepandemic crush. It may be an old flame, an ex-husband or wife, a colleague or simply a friend, but for some unexplainable reason your hidden Self chose that person as your shelter-in-residence mate.

Amanda took Chris as her Corona Spouse to stave off boredom and find some normalcy during the pandemic.

by BigBunnie March 24, 2020

Corona Persona

Your unkempt, unshaven, hobo-looking self due to months of isolation due to a global pandemic.

I turned on my camera for the zoom call even though my corona persona was in full bloom.

by eschatar September 8, 2020

Weaponized corona

*Can also be defined as Weaponizing corona

A form of fearmongering used by the US government and the media (mainly CNN) in order to keep the country shutdown.

guy 1: I don't watch the news anymore, all they ever talk about is politics and there Weaponized corona.

guy 2: Same here, i only really cared when they talked that cute kitty video that one guy sent in.

by Sir Beardy May 20, 2021

Corona distance yoself

You better corona distance yoself before I slap that shit out of you for your snarky comment. To tell someone to back the fuck up out of your space real quick like.

You stole my girl, you better corona distance yoself before you get the shit knocked out of you

by TherealZB May 27, 2020

Corona

1. A beer company I don‘t give a crap about.

2. A dangerous virus which is completely ignored by karens. Don‘t be a karen.

Hey man, pop open a bottle of corona.

Karen: Corona is caused by 5g and autism!!

by MaliciousRepetitious October 7, 2020