Boilers Certificate

The achievement given for having sex with a woman thats double your age.

Simon: "Hey Calum, how old was that woman last night?"

Calum: "54"

Simon: "Finally got your boilers certificate, hey?"

Calum: "HIGH 5!"

by ineedanameffs February 21, 2011

craigslist gift certificate

Cash.

Guy 1: Let's get our married friends this nice cutlery set.

Guy 2: No bra, let's just put a craigslist gift certificate in a card.
Guy 1: Good idea.

by each October 27, 2011

The leaving cert

The very important time in your secondary school life that basically decides your future, it allows you to enter the college of your choice with points that you yearn from the final exams. These finally exams are on everything you have learned in 6 years. This is why its very important to not sleep or dose many classes. As you will fail the leaving cert and utterly ruin your entire career. So no pressure

So the leaving cert is coming up gosh i hope i do well

by Im only dish soap March 6, 2020

SACE (South Australian Certificate of Education)

some dumb shit certificate and program built to make South Australian teenagers kill themselves. if this doesnt kill them university will.

2nd smartest person in the world: yo bro did you pass the SACE?
smartest person in the world: nah cunt this bullshits fucked, it killed joe
2nd smartest person in the world (now the dumbest person in the world): who's joe?

SACE (South Australian Certificate of Education)

by piestar 77 August 29, 2022

ceris

ceris is a short girl who often becomes very possessive and almost stalker like in nature. if she hasnt got what she wants she can become Psychotic in her quest for it.

ceris is a real head case and comes with way too much baggage. if you meet a ceris, run in the other direction!

ceris..oh shes a psycho!

by man_onthemoon February 4, 2010

BA certified

also known as Beast Attack Certified, shows even more beastliness than beast attack. pure awesomeness, this word is not to be used lightly.

Oh shit fool that song is BA certified.

Anyone who plays a stick is BA certified

by Chris Byington September 18, 2006

HP Certified

To be Certified Immune to Most common Computer hacking attempts

Your Home PC is now HP Certified

by Anonymous October 4, 2002