Captain Anus - Referring to a humorous and uninhibited social group member. Often the person who takes a joke "one step too far".
We were all laughing at the series of double entendre until Captain Anus took it one step too far, but graphically describing the coloration of his anal region.
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Alex: "Bro I was at school today and met Captain Poelking"
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Finn: mate, today I got owned by Captain Phasma.
Poe: Serves you right for calling her a chrome dome.
Poe: Serves you right for calling her a chrome dome.
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Captain Celaeno is the best character from My Little Pony The Movie. Her trademark song and catchphrase is "It's Time to be Awesome."
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