crunchy bung

1. A leathery, scaly or scabby rectal condition caused by;

a) too much anal sex

b) venereal disease e.g., anal warts

c) a diet with little to no ruffage

d) any combination a, b & c

2. The result of improper hygiene after defecation; exhibited by encrusted feces around the anal orifice.

As Alexander the Great penetrated Haphaestion, he exclaimed, "Ouch! We really need to get you some conditioner, or something, for that crunchy bung of yours...".

"Damn, mang, I'm suffering from a severe case of crunchy bung because I didn't have time wipe my ass this morning!"

by Stretch-nuts McPoop-knuckle January 31, 2014

bung dungeon

the deep depths of ones intimate inner self

while plundering young billys 'bung dungeon' i learned much about myself

by anal midwife February 15, 2014

bung hurt

a state of discomfort similar to unwillilng anal penetration

I hope Doug isn't bung hurt that his name was used in the Urban Dictionary example of "bungover".

by Rev1guy March 7, 2014

bungee-gungee

When a man and women both bungee jump off of a building one after the other, and the man slams his penis into the women's cavity while he's still going down and she is going up. The man is usually charge with murder because the women will die. The man will end up with a broken pelvis.

Jailbird 1: how did you end up in here
Jailbird 2: I Bungee-gungeed the misses
Jailbird 1: So that's why your balls are wrapped up like a f*cking mummy

by Bungee gungeer July 20, 2014

Flung Bung

What you lunge to smack that ass.

Yo dad gimme a minute i gotta go Flung Bung} that ass over there.

by BungFoosius August 14, 2016

bung

to bung is to smoke weed. You wouldn't be bunging while smoking weed, it can only be used to say you do smoke weed.

Yo man do you bung?
Hell yeah I got some gorilla glue man just going to roll one
OR..
I didn't realise you bunged ? Mind if you roll me one?

by RastaBasta November 19, 2016

Buckeye Bung Surgery

More commonly known as Anal retread procedure, is the surgery required by all Ohio State fans after The Game today. Buckeye Bung Surgery is usual sought by patients due to lack of anal elasticity. Failure to have procedure will cause rogue turds failing from you anus and a very unhappy lover. Go Blue.

Zachs asshole is so blown out after The Game today his boyfriend will surely be scheduling a a Buckeye Bung Surgery appointment.

by HFP06 November 26, 2016