shit ass beer brewed by the Brooklyn Brewery that is drunken by old men or teenagers trying to show off. It is characterized by its especially bitter taste and too much hops and malt.
A: "Yo look at that nitty ass son of a bitch over there with his brooklyn lager"
B: "Yea, ill just take some budweiser"
B: "Yea, ill just take some budweiser"
by A.Froman August 18, 2009
A sitcom about cops in the 99th precinct part of the NYPD who find themselves in all sorts of shenanigans. AKA my life
Jake: That's how we do it in the Nine-Nine sir, catch bad guys and look good doing it! (quote from Brooklyn Nine-Nine s1e1)
by Greg the fart horse April 29, 2019
Brooklyn Nine-Nine is the best show ever created. I would definitely recommend that you bless your eyes with this show. It's "cool cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt no doubt" in the words of Jake Peralta.
Person 1: Hey friend!
Person 2: Hey dude!
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Just watching the best show ever!
Person 1: Oh your watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Person 2: Hey dude!
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Just watching the best show ever!
Person 1: Oh your watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine
by hugs_before_drugs November 30, 2019
Brooklyn 99 depression is a complete sadness you feel when you have just finished Brooklyn 99. This type of sadness lingers for a few months and you never truly get over it. Brooklyn 99 depression (aka b9d) is very common in watchers of the series and once you have it - there is no going back. You will cry in your room for hours and nothing will ever make you happy again.
super fan:
i am so depressed, nothing is making me happy ever since i finished brooklyn 99
another person who has finished brooklyn 99:
Oh man! you definitely have brooklyn 99 depression
i am so depressed, nothing is making me happy ever since i finished brooklyn 99
another person who has finished brooklyn 99:
Oh man! you definitely have brooklyn 99 depression
by Brooklyn 99 no.1 fan September 05, 2019
THE ABSOLUTE BEST TV SHOW THERE IS!!!!!
by Yeet12335678910 October 31, 2019
The sexual act of sticking one's penis into a women's ass crack but not sticking it up the anus. More enjoyed when the female has a larger ass. It'll be a slow process but that just makes it more enjoyable
by Seductive Canteloupe March 22, 2013
A school in Red Hook, Brooklyn, full of retarded people who are also fake. They are mostly liberals and brag about their hamptons homes and all their “hypebeast” clothing. They are all very spoiled and entitled and cry if they don’t get what they want. Some of them also so drugs in the bathroom and smoke weed because they think it makes them look cool.
Aaron: Where did you go to school?
Michael: BASIS Independent Brooklyn.
Aaron: Ohhh. That school is full of asshole rich kids, right?
Michael: Yup.
Michael: BASIS Independent Brooklyn.
Aaron: Ohhh. That school is full of asshole rich kids, right?
Michael: Yup.
by Empathising June 30, 2020