Stellar Blade

A mediocre hack-and-slash game set in a post-alien invasion apocalypse. It would've flown under the radar if not for a horde of disingenuous sockfuckers who attempted to hijack the game and weaponize its main character into an act of revenge porn against women in gaming circles.

"God, this is the fourth time today you've yapped about Stellar Blade. Don't you play any other game? And what the hell's that smell!?"

by Intelligence001 April 7, 2025

Blade Runner

Noun.

When a baby or toddler craps his/her diapers and the poop not only escapes the diaper, it runs up the back and reaches the shoulder blades.

"Van Damme!" Jason said to his wife whilst gasping for air. "Just throw the kid right in the shower and burn his clothes, Ian did a Blade Runner! We're never taking him to Taco Bell again!"

by Tungsten Red November 17, 2020

blade range

1) Personal space. 2) The 3 foot area immediately surrounding one's person. 3) The area in which you donot allow blades. 4) The general viscinity in which blades feel most comfortable.

I had to slap your boy out of blade range, he was testing my manhood

by Clancy January 20, 2004

Mr blades

Some old guy at our school who likes to talk about how we’re all gonna be failures at life
His other most notorious act is putting the entire 8th grade in detention

Mr Blades: you’re all gonna be failures in life
(Nolan proceeds to flip off Mr Blades)

by Incest McButtfuck November 27, 2017

Blade

A gay nigga

That nigga Mohammad a blade.

by 222salem April 5, 2021

Super Blades

Sunglasses that are more than $100.

Derived from the term "Blades" meaning sunglasses that are more than $10.
Any sunglasses under $10, are called "Shades".

"Dude, did you see those shades that guy was wearing?"
"No, bro, those were SUPER BLADES. Shades are for people that can't afford blades or super blades."

by "Dude" September 29, 2011

Aurora Blade

A bright light in your asshole

Man: OH SHITT I GOT A AURORA BLADE IN MY ASS

by stupidsamery874 April 6, 2023