A phrase used when your having sex with your bird doggy style while holding her ponty tail. As she says she's about to cum just whisper "cum for me & say a different woman's name. The aim of the game is to see how long you can hang on bare back before she's freaks & throws you off
Johnny was making love to Alice bent over a chair giving her the Bolivian Bare Back
Alice "oh gods I'm gonna uum!"
Johnny "god girl Mandy cum for me"
Alice "oh gods I'm gonna uum!"
Johnny "god girl Mandy cum for me"
by TheUnholyDisturbed1 September 15, 2023

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.
1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
by Esckabar February 4, 2021

A *spicey* weapon used to strike down bears (bares) and robbers/random enemies alike!
Bare mase = or > Bear mace
Bare mase = or > Bear mace
by barebear12 June 28, 2010

by BumEgg July 25, 2023

Someone who has a lot of crust on their hands, feet and knees. The crust has a yellow colour to it and has a rough texture. It can not be fixed by any moisturiser and in plumb, spotty, smelly ginger people.
by Billybobbly man tits December 8, 2018

Joshua: Oi, fam! Man got bare vexed the other day when man's Samsung got jacked you kno'?
Bryan: Yeah fam, I get you. 'Coz all these moist little wastemen in the ends are jackers you kno'.
Bryan: Yeah fam, I get you. 'Coz all these moist little wastemen in the ends are jackers you kno'.
by man from ends September 28, 2020

Person 1: Dude did you hook up with Lisa last night?
Person 2: We got together and I fed her some bare salami. She was stuffed.
Person 2: We got together and I fed her some bare salami. She was stuffed.
by Wizzmatik September 25, 2012
