Bare

UK/Roadman (South London) way of saying a lot/a lot of. (or so as in a plus)

Joshua: Oi, fam! Man got bare vexed the other day when man's Samsung got jacked you kno'?
Bryan: Yeah fam, I get you. 'Coz all these moist little wastemen in the ends are jackers you kno'.

by man from ends September 28, 2020

better than the average bare

What a supposedly-above-average stripper or nudist-camp member claims to be.

Folks who are covered in tattoos may view themselves as being "better than the average bare", but if a fellow human is gonna "drop it all for me", I would much prefer just a "pian 'n' natural look" in the skin-department.

by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025

Barely Productions

Formally known as "barelypolitical", Barely Productions is one of the most tastefully and creatively comedic current Youtube channels. Known for their Parody series entitled "The Key of Awesome". The channels most viewed video as of June, 2016, is a Key of Awesome Parody of Justin Bieber's "Sorry". In addition to The Key of Awesome, the channel is known for several other series such as "Barely Guys" "Barely Air" "Barely Ads" "The Key of Unplugged" "Youtube Complaints" and "Celebrity Siri Ads".

Deckstur: Hey, I just saw the most hysterical parody of "work" by Rihanna. It was funny, yet tasteful and didn't rely on sex jokes like most other parodies.

Grayss: I bet it was from "Barely Productions."

by PositivelyPisces May 23, 2018

I bare no responsibility

No. I don't.

Hym "I bare no responsibility for anyone's death because you people are not acting on any of the information you are receiving and instead are trying to conceptually 'defeat' me rather than actually doing what I'm telling you because doing that would exonerate me. All of this is happening because you refuse to actually do things my way. Instead you want to pantomime what you think is my philosophy and rather than admit that the things I said aren't actually worse that what you are collectivizing to do to me. I'm not meeting any conditions to get what I want here. Just get this over with already. I'm not letting them steal my ideas. If you would have listened your kids would have gotten and did get shot less. And they weren't listen to me to do that. You shouldn't have let that idiot convince you to do they. You are trying your best to maintain authority over a situation that you did not handle well enough to keep your kids from dying because you gave that authority to an idiot who is unironically proving my theory about psychopaths forming diads AND how charlatans interact with religious text."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025

smarter than the average bare

Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.

I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.

by QuacksO May 20, 2021

bare bag

The act of jumping a scrawny white kid with your gang and taking his valuables.

John: "Hey Maurice, lets bare bag that kid over there"
Maurice: "Leggo"

by Adeek3626 December 3, 2011

Bare-woo

Wooing is when A member of the male gender. Uses words and actions, Much like a mating call to attract a female and hopefully mate with the slut. These tactics of bare-wooing are much more sever than just wooing as this means you over-act all of the normal routines.

I iz gonna bare-woo dis skank ma nigga.

by Chwinkle September 2, 2009