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Starving Bullshit Artist

An individual who takes part in some sort of artistic endeavor and according to themselves lives an "artists life" but in reality has no discipline to develop their "art" any further than what it is currently and instead invents ways to manipulate their friends, coworkers, and family in order to maintain their despicably hedonistic lifestyle at the expense, chagrin, and demise of themselves, those around him or her, and society at large. And what's worse is that they are able to attract people's attention by any number of sense impressions and reduce almost any experience to empty hedonism while keeping this emptiness veiled by pushing yet another form of pleasurable experience.

They are "starving" because they crave the same things they push on to others, but their cravings prevent them from doing anything truly valuable for themselves or others. They are "bullshit artists" because they offer little that is truly valuable but only maintains their own hedonism and emptiness and encourages the same in others.
The craft beer industry is full of starving bullshit artists. People who have no true talent and offer nothing intrinsically valuable.
by donotsufferkundabuffer February 6, 2018
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starving artist

The act of calling out your own name when achieving orgasm during masturbation.
After a Starving Artist in the bathroom, Casey wrote more poetry about the immolation of his acrid soul.
by aggrobot October 18, 2006
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Shanghai Artist

When a male attempts to hang out with a large group of females, particularly avoiding a group of males to do so. Generally, the females are attached to the group of males being avoided. Also known as a clam bake.
"Brian did not want to go to poker-night so he could hang out with his friends' wives. He's such a shanghai artist!"
by TheInfinitySaga July 6, 2012
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Emotional Escape Artist

A man, or woman, who is notorious for escaping relationships even when it would be more socially acceptable to stay together.
"David got Mia pregnant, but then six days later said he was joining the army, but then moved in with some girl in a diffrent state. He's such an amazing emotional escape artist."

"Monica broke up John after he started rehab. That's even more crazy cause the day before he lost his job and moved in with her. What an emotional escape artist, to just ditch him when he needs help."
by Smack Everything1 May 2, 2010
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Artist

A person that lies a lot. A "B.S. Artist" is one who tells incredible stories and for the most part, expects you to believe it. Someone who stretches the truth way too much.
Someone who is always the "hero" and saves the day or can out do anyone else doing anything else. He has done it at an earlier age, faster, better, made more money doing it, had anything and everything better than anyone else.....Oh, but just can't show for it or prove it. (aka a BULL SHIT ARTIST)
1)We got a guy that works in the warehouse that says when he was in boot camp, he punched the drill Sargent in the nose and told him to "shut up, I'm not gonna do any more push ups". What an artist, I met his mom at the post office, she said that he lived at home until he was 23 and worked at wal-mart until he got this job.
2) I met a guy on the flight back from Atlanta that says he put a Corvette engine in his Honda Civic and it will do 190mph, what an artist.
by x raytech2011 September 26, 2012
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angry artist

a morphological shift an artist goes through, where the body physicly transformed from human to a beast like state, and then proceeds to riot
i seen brendan go ape shit on those paintings, first he turned into an ape, then he shit on them.
by termeric December 10, 2003
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artistic license

by Kenthar April 1, 2004
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