by Ellobozo May 09, 2022
Alan is a guy who really likes a certain chocolate cake, but he can't have said chocolate cake because he's an awkward pussy who doesn't know how to talk to girls. He also is a little bit gay and has a best friend named Eli.
by tinnytintin September 21, 2022
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Cüşşş einfach der playboy . Kylie jenner wollte insta haben , aber Alan hat sie gekorbt . Wer Alan heißt der sollte könig von welt werden . Einfach baba aussehen , dies das . Wer nicht Alan heißt der ist eine hurensohn , außer meine Familie
Alan is a Playboyyy
by Alankurd_030 November 22, 2021
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super extremely hot sexy guy that everyone finds attractive. also known as “aloonamoon”. all
his friends want to fuck him so god damn bad but he kindly says no everytime. all the girls fall for him and want to suck his 20 incher.alan is the coolest guy you’ll ever meet but he’ll be shy at first 🗿 please follow @alanbsantamaria
his friends want to fuck him so god damn bad but he kindly says no everytime. all the girls fall for him and want to suck his 20 incher.alan is the coolest guy you’ll ever meet but he’ll be shy at first 🗿 please follow @alanbsantamaria
jesus christ he was such an alan at the party.
by aloonamoon October 16, 2019
The worst valorant player and person you will ever meet. A straight-up e dater who spends the majority of his time in packard hall. Shut up kid
by notalanchian January 20, 2022