The shaky-shaky phenomenon that puzzles the world to this day, after you take a nice warm drizzle, you shake like an earthquake and you drizzle becomes a firehose and has a velocity strong enough to take an eye out.
"Yo man, what are you doin' in here? There is pee-pee everywhere!"
"The after-pee-shivers got to me."
"Oh yea dawg im feelin ya"
"The after-pee-shivers got to me."
"Oh yea dawg im feelin ya"
by the potty theorist February 21, 2014
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by Tarzinator February 04, 2023
by WavvyDavvy February 20, 2022
when skin is exceptionally soft and smooth post sexual activity (could be caused from but not limited to overuse of lube.....aka lube everywhere)
Person One: "Man I have some major after sex skin going on feel my arm dude."
Person Two: " Wow yeah you do bro, that's impressively soft"
Person Two: " Wow yeah you do bro, that's impressively soft"
by CrystalMeth6969 December 28, 2011
When morning-after pancakes just won't do it.
A waffle with a morning after pill slipped into it, usually served to your partner after a night of crazy sex during which you thought your wore a condom until you found your only one, still unused, in your wallet.
A waffle with a morning after pill slipped into it, usually served to your partner after a night of crazy sex during which you thought your wore a condom until you found your only one, still unused, in your wallet.
Anxious teenage boy: Dammit, I don't think I wore a condom and she doesn't like pancakes!
Anxious teenage boy's besticle: Don't sweat it bro, just make morning-after waffles!
Anxious teenage boy's besticle: Don't sweat it bro, just make morning-after waffles!
by stephendragon June 12, 2014
by Wiley H. November 06, 2011