the kind of guy thats very 2-faced, he can be really nice, and really shitty. sometimes you really want to kill him and other times hes your bestfriend.
by RömzTwiz January 22, 2022
Get the Landonmug. Landon is the kind of guy all girls want to be with and all guys check out. Landon knows his stuff. The dark web forums talk about Landon and refer to him as a skilled and trained professional. No details. He is rumored to be tied to the Clintons, but how is vague and mysterious. People say he do 112 pull-ups in 53 seconds. When Landon walks down a crowded sidewalk, the elderly yield to him and when driving the police pull over. Many a baby have said “Landon”, as their first words. This is a phenomenon known as “Landon-itis”. He is witty…some say the wittiest. He defines charisma and cool. Chester the Cheeta met Landon, and then became cool. Landon invented the mic drop.
“Did you see those baby ducks following Landon?”
“Landon is such a boss. I heard he has opposable thumbs and can lift a Porsche boxter with them.”
“Zack Bryan asked Landon to open for him, but Landon was making a cup of ramen. He said, “maybe later, bruh”.
“Landon’s drink a fifth of vodka and just drive. Sometimes they have a girlfriend in the trunk.”
“I heard that Chris changed to Christine so she could ask Landon on a date” but he knows a Chris when he sees one.
“Landon is such a boss. I heard he has opposable thumbs and can lift a Porsche boxter with them.”
“Zack Bryan asked Landon to open for him, but Landon was making a cup of ramen. He said, “maybe later, bruh”.
“Landon’s drink a fifth of vodka and just drive. Sometimes they have a girlfriend in the trunk.”
“I heard that Chris changed to Christine so she could ask Landon on a date” but he knows a Chris when he sees one.
by K2darizzle April 14, 2025
Get the Landonmug. 
by fsfffsfdfsd July 7, 2021
Get the Landon Perezmug. Landon is a good guy to be around.He always has the best friends.Landon makes good money aswell as a big dick.Landon is athletic and has a nice body.But when Landon says he will bang ur mom he could if he really wanted.But jokes aside landon is a great ladies man.He has good experience with the ladies and would make a perfect husband. Landon knows how to make a women happy and laugh.Most of women think about fucking landon.
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