Kobe Glass

A small but smooth guy, But when messed with might be one hell of a person to calm down, He won’t hold back anything when it’s time to handle his business.

Don’t mess with Kobe Glass, Your gonna regret it.

by Micheal suave June 18, 2019

Reverse Kobe

An erection that won't go away.

Milton took an extra viagra and battled a reverse kobe all day. That thing just stayed up.

by Evenrude February 24, 2020

kobe clock

An alternate name for the NBA’s 24 second shot clock. The name is used to honor the legacy of the great Kobe Bean Bryant.

Friend 1: ”Did you see that shot clock violation? That was some gritty defense”
Friend 2: ”Yeah the Kobe Clock expired, RIP Mamba”

by Pskills43 January 27, 2020

Kobee

He gets rapped by his family all the time and gets beat down by a lil dick nigga named big ass nigga kendrick

Kobee is sitting watching cartoons and his brother comes in and gets pounded

by Wowowowoe March 23, 2025

Kobe

A dead basketball player.

Bro#1: bruh lay on the floor real quick
Bro#2 Ok *Lays on floor*
*All Bros nearby gather around the victim*

All bros excpet Bro#2 together: DON'T MAKE FUN OF KOBE MAN

by _M1dN1ght January 28, 2020

Kobe

That lit ass dude your girl can't stop thinking about

Most attractive and irresistible hot guy y'all know. Body of a god. Stay focussed or dude seduces your girl

Girl 1: What's your new boyfriend like?
Girl 2: He's a Kobe
Girl 1: Threesome?
Girl 2: But what about your boyfriend?
Girl 1: He's hot but not a Kobe

by Just a lit ass dude November 22, 2021

Kobe

The act of someone hitting an amazing shot in basketball. A great feat or achievement, in honor of the late, great Kobe Bryant.

John: Yo, Jake! Did you just see that full-court shot?
Jake: Yeah, dude! You just fucking Kobed it!

by Bruhtonius January 27, 2020