Noah

NOAH. Where do I start. This guy is very stupid at some times. Not the academic stupid he is very smart when it comes to school work. He just does STUPID THINGS. Like running into walls or falling into bushes. Sometimes he will run into poles while walking cause he is just that stupid. He also doesn't have many friends, but he has a small friend group that includes his best friend which is usually a girl. He also has a few other friends and that's it. He has social anxiety, but really likes to sing. He is also very sporty. All Noah's I have meet play soccer or do some sort of running sport. Noah's are great people. They are easy to talk to, but are VERY sarcastic. The sarcasm jazzes up the conversation. They have stupid but funny jokes. Find a Noah.

NOAH is a great guy. Watching him do stuff makes me laugh.

by Waka Waka Pacman June 13, 2019

Noah

Noah it’s the perfect guy. He’s funny and sweet, he’s caring and will make you feel loved and cared about. He’s great at flirting but sometimes can’t tell when he’s actually flirting. He’s loyal and dependable. He will always have your back and make sure your okay. If anyone hurts you he’ll flip out. He’s down on himself sometimes and will often hid how he feels because he doesn’t wanna bother you. But when he does tell you something don’t run away listen and support him even if you can’t help. He has the most stunning brown eyes and this gorgeous curly hair. He might make stupid puns but you will laugh anyway because you can’t help it. Honestly this boys the most perfect boy you can ever have. The girls who date him are the luckiest people in the whole world. He’s an amazing kisser, and knows his way around. He’s the perfect person to hug and he has a huge dick. He’s honestly perfect

Damn Noah’s literally perfect

by Moonstuck22 March 6, 2019

Noah

One hell of a hot guy. Will always love you and care for you. Has a massive dick and will never cease to please you in bed. Did i mention how attractive he is?

Girl: Wow, have you seen that guy Noah?

Girl 2: Of course I have! He's the hottest guy around!
Girl: I'm gonna try and ask him out.

Girl 2: You can try, but there's such a large amount of girls that want him. You might have a lot of trouble!

by JessSparkle01 October 16, 2019

Noah

The supper Jewish kid in your grade that thinks he's the shit. He is a total try hard and has no idea where his life is going. His testicles are the sizes of edamame.

That kid Noah has a huge nose and only wants attention.

by Pegasus23 January 30, 2018

noah

suckel's meat pickles

noah always wants to go to sleep

by Longschlongnoah December 6, 2021

Noah

He’s is a smexy beast that will take your bitch from you with a click of his finger don’t get in his way he’s stronger than you think and any girl that rejects him will regret it in the future because of how smexy he is

Noah is king sexy

by King sexy boi June 18, 2019

Noah

A guy who eats pizza with cum on it, and chocolate milk that people dip their sweaty balls in.

Also a guy who dickeats your wrestling coach named Bru.

That dude need to stop dickeating coach, he’s such a Noah.

by Chilli cheese dude January 27, 2018