zombie mask.

While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.

she didn't expect that i was gonna give her a zombie mask, oh man it was hella funny

by arlie September 6, 2004

bedroom zombie

While having intercourse with a woman from behind, the man proceeds to withdraw his penis, from the anus or vagina, and spits on the woman's back. This simulates an ejaculation. The woman, thinking the sex is over, turns around, only to have the man let loose with his semen all over her face.

Haha! You're the bedroom zombie!

by Dragnoun October 1, 2003

Headcrab Zombie

Headcrab Zombies are Zombies from Half-Life and Half-Life 2. In Half-Life, scienctist had been turned into Zombies from the Headcrabs. In Half-Life 2, Zombies are from Citizens, but these Zombies can also throw debris at you. Zombies are usally found in non-combine locations (like Ravenholm).

To kill a Headcrab Zombie, you need to use a .357 Magnum or Shotgun. If you don't have those use your Pistol or SMG. Crowbar is ok with Zombies but you might take some damage. Really you need to aim for the head (where the headcrab is), if you aim for the lower body the Headcrab might survive. Throw debris at Zombies if you want but be careful of the suriving Headcrabs and their Torsos. Headcrab Zombies also come in Torsos. Zombies sometimes have no legs so the torsos crawl around in crouch areas like the Auto-Gun junk yard in HL2: Episode Two.

by Mega Sean 45 June 19, 2008

Zombie Cannon

Quite simply: a giant cannon that shoots zombies to opposing countries, that are imported from Oscar Wilde Island.

"Zombies from the sky... the motherfuckin' sky!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

zombie logic

Braindead. Acting zombie-like. Mall walker. First known instance Zombie Logic Press. Later applied to computer jargon. An oxymoron as zombies display no logic, only impulse.

A Walmart shopper eating a corndog is displaying zombie logic, or rather a lack of all logic.

by Thomas L. Vaultonburg September 11, 2005

affectionate zombie

Another term for the mentally challenged. They move slow, they slur their speech, but unlike real zombies, they don't want to eat your brains. They only want hugs.

After the Special Olympics, I was overrun by a hoard of affectionate zombies.

by King Mob Is Dead September 1, 2008

Zombie sex

The act of screwing somebody's brains out.

That Zombie sex was so amazing, I've lost all my brain cells.

by Trick_or_tweet April 28, 2010