Witches Broom

When you stick your dry penis into your raging girlfriends ass with no lube

“My girlfriend was being a bitch last night so I gave her witches broom during sex”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Withers

To be blue balled

Little John goes to his doctor
Doctor: What seems to be the problem mate?
John: My balls are swollen and sore after being with my mrs last night.
Doctor: Seems to me you have a case of the withers

by kingofthelads February 23, 2022

Withernaut

A Person who is Dumb enough to get killed in valorant or any game as easy as moving a step in the wrong direction he is often powerful but when fighting against dumb people he knows sun tzu he watches technoblade he rushes a site on his own with a classic against ops and wonders why he keeps dying he cant even pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel and also he is why gay men go straight

person: that dude's a Withernaut
another person: yup, he is too bad and dumb honestly to the point that it insults Withernaut himself

by XxxPu55y_Sl4yerxxX June 2, 2022

Withery Crow

A state in which you are Farting and Vomiting at the same time.

"Holy crap dude ... on the way here I totally elapsed into the state of the Withery Crow!"

by maclomshiiter June 7, 2022

Witches brew

Chocolate oatmeal

My shit looks like witches brew because I had to many wings last night

by 3littlewindowsills June 9, 2022

Witches Dip

Witches Dip is when your so desperate for a shit at a festival you use a thunder box and the pile of turd is so high in the pan, that when you sit down you accidentally dip your bell end in to the pile shit !!!

In my haste, I sat down too quickly on the toilet before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with a witches dip

by Glassa2022 July 8, 2022

WitherzIsaScout

A cool guy with a new Xbox series X see ya losers

Man who is WitherzIsaScout he is giga chad

by Sue memes that are Sussy August 5, 2022