jethros castle

A sexual phenomenon in which a woman slowly roasts her tits in a crock pot until they are tomato red. She then lines up 9 eggplants in 3 rows of 3 after slathering them in Sweet Massachusetts Marinade. Once they are prepped she takes a pair of stilts and gives them to a man who then shoves them in her Moist Porthole until she feels the need to erratically unicycle. While cycling the man balance on the horizontal stilts and helicopters his pecker 100 times. This unlocks a portal through her German Jungle and they both end up in Cincinnati willing, naked, and afraid. The eggplants are left behind as a ritual for any frisky lady to do a squat for the pure bliss of appreciating nature. Go 49ers!

That lady looks like her cunt has been stuffed with stilts, she must have been doing a Jethros Castle. What a slut.

by Sweet Baby Coitus November 18, 2023

Bouncy Castle

Very recent Canadian slang used when a person or a group of people get into trouble or an altercation and defend their actions by stating "but we had a bouncy castle". It came from the trucker convoy in Ottawa in 2022 when some participants excused their bad behaviour by stating there was a bouncy castle set up for the kids.

Used sarcastically when younger people get drunk and/or a party gets out of hand and the police show up.

Sorry Officer, we didn't mean to wake up the neighbourhood or cause any grief. We even set up a bouncy castle.

by Lillian Grundy August 6, 2022

warwick castle

having an orgy with greek yoghurt used as lubrication

i met this greek girl last night, and she invited me for a warwick castle

by Cx.G November 5, 2012

jumping castle

when you jump on a dick till it gets so swollen it looks like a jumping castle

i had a go at james jumping castle yesterday, i was flying

by keishaneg September 12, 2025

Castle Chaser

Somebody that actively seeks well off people not because of the money but because they dream of living in a big house.

Jack: Do you think she has a big house?
Tom: Probably
Jack: Got to get me some of that!
Tom: You're such a castle chaser...

by Superdannnn August 22, 2014

apple castle

Castling at a strange time in chess

NoJoke went for an apple castle instead of capturing the queen.

by MrBunbury September 15, 2018

Conseriperish Castle (1-1)

when promoting to da rook then 1-1. shit

578342246287.e8=R d6
why white doesn’t promote to queen?

578342246288.1-1(i) d5
black: fuck qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm da Conseriperish Castle (1-1) no way
white: a weird castle

by apqmwn October 19, 2024