Whatever keeps you on the water

An alternative to "whatever floats your boat"

Person 1: "I would love to take a bath in yogurt"
Person 2: "whatever keeps you on the water dude."

by Bonebaby November 25, 2018

rolling eyes like "whatever you say"

🙄 Used as bored.

"Look, I have a lot of mail!" - (Person A (1 line))
"rolling eyes like "whatever you say"" -- (Person B (2 lines))

by Saetern June 8, 2018

Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or whatever u call it

My teacher ate my pet goldfish I was taking on a walk in the local fire station where my dead nan works, They bring back ashes from the fire to dedicate Her as they use her ashes for fuel and water.

My teacher ate my pet goldfish I was taking on a walk in the local fire station where my dead nan works, They bring back ashes from the fire to dedicate Her as they use her ashes for fuel and water. Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or whatever u call it

by Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or March 24, 2022

Whatever

When Moms are too tired to say no.

Child: Can I have this?
Mom: whatever

by Picklesryucky November 9, 2018

whatever mang

Similar to to whatever man but with the added authority of being a gangster wanna be.

Friend: Hey I heard your girlfriend is going to the TI concert with another guy.

Response: Whatever Mang

by NewWavMarker November 30, 2013

Whatevs

What you say when you gave the best effort to resolve the emotional conflict, but didn't because you are stressed or just human.

Daisy: Do you care about my necklace?

Jack: I didn't know you had it.

Daisy: Okay.

Jack: Whatevs.

by Ereck Flowers April 22, 2015

Whatever kadabra

Whatever kadabra: Letting our luck take care of it and it’s not guaranteed.

N: where’s your thrash dude? throws the bottle out the window.
L: why did you throw that bottle out side the window. We can get introuble.

N: whatever kadabra

by Maliit tt lalake yan July 17, 2021