Millions wear the hats

A joke tag made for posts about gnomes being real. Most commonly used in tandem to lightly make fun of disabilities at the posters expense.
Some people may be using the tag to spread Nazi rhetoric, although most do not use it in this context.

Person 1: A gnome is invading my garden
Person 2 millions wear the hats

(We are both schizophrenic)

by Murie111 May 21, 2023

Only fir trees should wear tips

A forest-conservationist's verbal equivalent to da large-mammal-lover's "Only elephants should wear ivory" saying.

Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.

by QuacksO November 15, 2025

Prairie-wear

A womens blouse with excessive ruffles around the collar, down the whole front of the shirt or over the top half. Remenicent of Little House on the Prairie and the super conservative clothing worn on the show.

Look at that top that girl has on, total prairie-wear.

by not really there September 19, 2010

Barbara Wears Prada

A 'vegetarian' vampire who feeds on the tears of small children. In the night she sings duets with Kanye West in return for drug money. She has sex with cars ONLY and will not give into peer pressure unless M&M's are involved. At 4:08 am, she turns into a mindless zombie.

And her MySpace is so lame.
Kill her with a spork.
:D

Barbara Wears Prada spends too much time on MySpace. >:

by Cindy Lou Who is A Skank February 7, 2009

Wear it as a hat

When a male pulls his scrotum up and over the head of his penis prior to becoming erect and displays the act to his sexual partner and shouts, “wear it as a hat”! The male then proceeds to become erect and have coitus.

Wear it as a hat- What are you doing with your penis? *proceeds to pull scrotum over head of penis* Wearing it as a hat of course!”

by Cletus42 August 3, 2020

wearing glasses

you love making out with big men

bro definitely loves wearing glasses

by daddy41 May 6, 2022

I don't wear a cap

Basically means "no cap", "I am not lying".

A: I live in a bungalow.
B: nah, cap.
A: I don't wear a cap.

by Spherism November 15, 2022