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Death Warrant

The act of punching someone in the chest and back with your fists simultaneously.

Coined by D Mellum circa 1998
You mess with my friends and I’m gonna serve you up a death warrant
by Lupusthunder April 13, 2022
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The Warden of Ladner

A man that daily roams the streets of a small town called Ladner located in BC Canada.
Looks there comes the warden of ladner!
by bige652 January 16, 2023
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do you got a warrant

a phrase used in place of asking for consent.

when things begin escalating and you want to throw a curveball to slow things down.
Johnny: *reaches to grab Amanda’s ass*
Amanda: yoyoyo...do you got a warrant?
by ted mundy February 7, 2020
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Car's Extended Warranty

Some stupid line used by scammers and that Indian guy on the phone
We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty. You should've received a notice in the mail about your car's extended warranty eligibility. Since we've not gotten response, we're giving you a final courtesy call before we close out your file. Press 2 to be removed and placed on our do-not-call list. To speak to someone about possibly extending or reinstating your vehicle's warranty, press 1 to speak with a warranty specialist.
by ambatu kam October 13, 2022
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Not a long curved fruit which grows in clusters and has soft pulpy flesh and yellow skin when ripe.
*points at banana* what is this?
Lie: It’s a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden!
by CookieTheLoafer August 27, 2022
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Warrensburg

A city in Missouri which holds the most retarded people on the face of the Earth. Central Missouri State University is also found here.
Mike: Eww man you're born in Warrensburg?

Some d00d: Yeah, sucks huh?
by Miguel "Bai-yeh-ho" April 27, 2003
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Warrent Officer

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Warrent Officer

A creature that has no mother but was created for the sole purpose of keeping non-rates in line and single-handedly winning battles. Can be your mentor, worst nightmare or just some guy messing with your mind...often at the same time. Eats scrap iron and shits bullets, doesn't sleep with one eye open because they don't need to sleep, their best friend is their rifle and their girlfriend is whatever stripper they picked up at the bar last night. Nietzsche said when you stare into the abyss, sometimes it stares back; Nietzsche had obviously had his first encounter with a Army Cadet Warrent Officer.
Warrent Officer: Their Crown is a natural evolution warning you to run like hell; kinda like a cobra's rattle or those poisonous fish with bright colors.
by Commando_Corny November 13, 2010
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