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valentin

the one who screws up every good thing that happens to them
“wow is that valentin?”
“yeah I heard he screws up every good thing that happens to him”
by scopthicc February 11, 2021
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Valentine

You usually meet a Valentine at a party! Fun comes with her as well as interesting discussions, you can talk about anything with her. She is always there, no matter how much you see her it’s never enough, cause life without Valentine is boring. Just move in with her it’s easier! She tends to live the FastLife, and has only time for her cat. If you are looking for her, go to a rough bar she ll be there ! A pretty waitress, beautiful smile...
What is Valentine doing tonight ?

Ow she is going to the Rough!
by vitaveloce2021 November 22, 2021
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St Valentine's Day Massacre

(Referencing Al Capone's Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929)

When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.
If you are not a misogynistic son of a bastard do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre on your girlfriend.
by Sexydimma September 24, 2014
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Valentine’s Day

A day where you throw your slipper at couples cause they make you feel too single.
Person 1: look it’s a couple they make me feel so single

Person 2: I know right. WAIT! It’s Valentine’s Day you know what that means

Person 1: you bet I do
by ||_S1MP_|| January 26, 2021
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valentine

Have a valentine day brownie
by Letmebeasecret April 1, 2021
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Valentine

Valentine usually refers to a wonderful, kind, beautiful and awesome girl that will conquer your heart. As a matter of fact, Valentine's day was created to honor all the Valentines in the world and not for a dumb romantic holiday.
It's Valentine's day!
Let's build Valentine a statue.

How big?
Yes.
Cool.
by Bière November 22, 2021
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Valentine's day man

A man who drinks a lot and uploads videos to the internet singing a song about Valentine's Day, is very dangerous, it is recommended to run. His name is usually Martin.
First person: OMG is the Valentine's day man, every body run
Ho No! He got me, HELP!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!
by ThePopTrox February 17, 2017
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