Tory Piss

eew thats disgusting. and its pissing

Person1:eew thats disgusting. and its pissing
ikr? thats disgusting tory piss
some furry: i will swallow all the tory piss

by im rowan what the fuck is up February 05, 2021

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Tory Tan

Skin coloration from a holiday spent on the English coast, after swimming in raw sewage.

“We had some lovely weather and came back with a good tan, although I’m not sure if that was due to the weather or a Tory Tan from swimming in raw sewage?”

by DownbeatDave August 20, 2023

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Brooklyn Tori Pruitt

Porn star known for fellating random strangers in public.

Damn son, I was in Opelika last night, and when I ran into Brooklyn Tori Pruitt, she blew me like a box fan. That slut guzzles cum like it's Listerine. After that, she asked where she could find some black dudes. DAYUM. Insatiable ho. She was with some dude named Joe who licked it off her face too!

by Joseph Sloan TN1990 May 04, 2019

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Cory Tory

A beige, diligent and unsophisticated civil servant who outwardly gives off the impression of being a Social Democrat, yet votes Conservative at each General Election.

That arsehole John in Strategic Planning is a pyar Cory Tory, la.

by Bayesoir January 02, 2020

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