toot

What happens when you eat too many damn beans at the Mexican joint! A good ole blast of warm stinky air that exits your ass with extreme velocity causing a noise that alerts everyone in the room.

Damn Reggie, you toot like a mule ya ole bastard!

by bayquevious01 January 9, 2022

Inquisitive Toots

Farts that end with an inflection at the end, such that they sound like a question is being asked.

That Mexican food did not agree with me. I've been having inquisitive toots all morning.

by Tootgirl August 31, 2017

cutie toot

the name of a boy who is funny, caring, calm, gentle, and beautiful. you feel very safe and comfortable with him, and he's unlike anyone you've ever met before and ever will meet.

I love you, cutie toot!

by pookiejuju November 5, 2023

Tilt ‘n’ toot

When a person tilts to the side in order to pass gas.

After my son ate some beans, he had to tilt ‘n’ toot to get rid of the gas.

by Angel2Mars August 30, 2020

skeeny toot

A meme of when a happy overweight dog farts

Overweight dog: farts
homie: man yo dawg such a skeeny toot

by blæ May 7, 2021

Slumber toots

The act of releasing flatulence while slumbering. Passing gas continuously while in the sleep state.

Man bro, ol girl I smashed last night... After I wore them cheeks out she was knocked out. We were spooning and she had them slumber toots. Had my balls on vibrate like a gentle nuts massager with her buttcheeks

by Teddygrams254 May 1, 2020

Turkey toots

When you eat too much turkey and can’t stop farting.

Man after thanks giving I had the worst turkey toots

by Primopig December 25, 2018