pulled a fast one

When someone changes the rules of the game at any given time, resulting in 100 percent personal gain.
Bitch bought stolen merchandise from me and then pulled a fast one and decided she wasn't going to pay me.
by Judy Bartell April 28, 2016
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cleveland fast forward

When one does a Cleveland Rewind and forgets about it. Then at a future date goes to wipe and gets his own poop covered paper.
I wish I hadn't been drinking when I tried that Cleveland Rewind cuz I just got the Cleveland Fast Forward.
by Maaatt123 February 14, 2008
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Fast Food Sex

one person involved is burger king and the other is mcdonalds. party one is having it their way, and party two is loving it.
babe, lets have fast food sex: I'll have it my way, and you'll be loving it!
by SweetDoggyM November 11, 2015
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Fast Canadian Pixies

Powerful creatures were born from children’s apathy for falling recreational equipment. Dressed in Mounty uniforms and riding toy moose, their heads are donned with football helmets signed by Josef Stalin. These fairies have concocted a brilliant scheme to take over Antarctica, long heralded as the “Party Capital of the Tundra.” Have been known to throw volleyballs at random teens.
WHAT THE- This can't physically possible. It must be those damn Fast Canadian Pixies!!!
by Silly Whitey November 11, 2003
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Fast Pie Arm

The medical condition attributed to fat people who won't admit that they just eat too fucking much!!
Paul: Here comes John, it isn't his fault that he is that fat you know?

Tony: Really?

Paul: No he just has a fast pie arm!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 09, 2009
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Fast Food Toys

Cheap little pieces of Sh*t. Also the reason kids buy happy meals!
by Michael Waldren July 03, 2004
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fast food opinion

A blatantly regurgitated, prepackaged opinion. An opinion that requires no research, understanding of the multitude of elements involved, or independent synthesis of the data available. Generally political, or theological, but almost always polarizing in nature.

Origins:

Often originating from best selling books on said topics written by authors that disregard scholarly objections to their opinions and instead focus on the criticism of the groups they are critiquing.

Also commonly originating in politically motivated cable television shows masquerading as news broadcasts, the opinion based article section of a newspaper, and rhetoric blaring radio shows.
Most of time Jane/John doe relies on fast food opinions instead of understanding the subject they are criticizing.

It's hard to take him/her seriously when they just spit out fast food opinions they heard on _____ last night.

I thought he/she had an unusually volatile opinion about ___ and when I asked him/her to explain it they seemed unable to understand what they had just said. I think it is safe to say they have fast food opinions.
by Nevera Nony Mouslyme January 28, 2011
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