A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.

Also called a DFTS.
Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.

Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.
by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019
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National Thigh High Day

On September 22 anyone with thicc thighs and some form of Legwear such as thigh highs, leggings, stockings, etc. is to send their partner photos of their self in the previously mentioned that legwear and or let them see irl.
I can’t wait for national thigh high day; my girl would look great in some thigh highs.
by Unknown Chonky Lad September 8, 2020
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Grip thigh day

October 24 is national grip thigh day don’t matter the gender you can walk up to someone and grip they thigh
If your in class just walk up to someone and grip they thigh and that’s grip thigh day
by Jevolisyourdadddy October 23, 2019
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dragon thigh boog

Alexa Moyer originally was said to have yelled this in order to get rid of the magical fairy dragon. She bought a dragon thigh boog off of runescape.com in a lame scam. This may also be used as a curse.
You dirty son-of-a dragon thigh boog!
by Will C. Markow March 24, 2008
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Thick Thighs Save Lives

A body-positive slogan started by model Ashley Graham.

It is used by many people for/in different ways. Some will say it as they are attracted to thick thighs, some say it to feel better about their thick thighs, and rarely people will say it as they know research shows that those with thicker thighs are less likely to die from heart complications.

It was popularised by a number of groups. The main group is those who wear merch of anime girls with thick thighs. The merch often says "thick thighs save lives". The people that wear the merch also often say the slogan.

Those who have thick thighs and/or want to promote body positivity will often say the slogan and wear clothes with the slogan on it. Some guys will also say the slogan as they are attracted to thick thighs.

The slogan is also used against pro-restrictive eating phrases.
Person 1: My phone nearly fell in the toilet but my thick thighs caught it!
Person 2: You know what they say- thick thighs save lives!
Person 1: Yeah my thick thighs saved my phone from ending up in the toilet.
by AlextheArschloch March 10, 2023
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thick thighs Save lives

A body positive term claiming larger thighs inclusively as worthy of admiration for aesthetic, strength, and sassy, in your face, sexiness.
Man these thick thighs save lives today, I had both my sick babies running fevers curled up on my lap.
by SteinemG August 21, 2020
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