Swinging the tow-rope

A nautical term usually describing a sailor aboard a disabled yacht looking for assistance from a passing vessel. Exposing your penis in the hope that a complete stranger will provide you with a charity wank or hand-shandy.

Q: Is that Beasley on the foredeck swinging the tow-rope?

A: Put the binoculars down, Brenda..don't encourage him

by Dave the ex May 23, 2018

swing a mean root

When ones penis is very long and or large and it impresses the ladies no matter what kind of guy is sporting it.

Damn that guy is a total loser, he must swing a mean root to get that lady in the sack.

by Jrlovebone September 4, 2022

tree swinging ape

An absolute coon that has no chill aka chief keef

Did you see that tree swinging ape yesterday?

by Yungchiefkeef May 6, 2018

mediterranean swing set

This requires that you have a swing in your disposal in a preferably private area (or public, you do you boo). The man lays on the swing face down and the woman lays on her back on the ground. Press off the woman for initial thrust then use momentum to propell yourself in and out. This position takes skill and years of expertise to play out perfect.

Excuse me miss, would you like to participate in a Mediterranean swing set later this afternoon?

by CattleKardashian January 29, 2017

came out swinging

When your dick flops out of the front of your boxers.

He came out swinging when he was extracted from his cell.

by Mr. Titus December 31, 2021

Swing out Sister

Shit Pop Group from the 80's had 1 hit then vanished.Like a lot of 80's stuff has. pitty u2 are still around!

swing out sister are gone forever unlike Enya

by Barfie the Corndog May 4, 2006

Canadian king of swing

appartently it's micheal bublé. good for him.

omg omg omg omg! I love bublé he's the Canadian king of swing!!

by chomple chomple May 17, 2010