Retard stuck in a net

When you say or do things that trap you in a situation.

"I can't believe Jimmy made all those racist comments last night when he was drunk."
"Yeah I guess you can say that now he's more helpless than a retard stuck in a net."

by null793 September 25, 2015

net

Opinion (mostly) about girls.
Used when one is neither sexually nor psychologically attracted to a particular girl.
Abbreviates "not even touch".
Also see: fafa, fanta.

"Bro I fucked this chick, she's hot as hell."
"Dude, you must've been drunk af, she's a total net"

by dendik March 14, 2022

phishing for the net

Believing you won a PS5 with yr points for trying samples.

i'm tired of phishing for the net. I never even got my PS5.

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025

netting

1. The laziest most good-for-nothing individual to ever walk God's green Earth.

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

Net

When you constantly get caught in the soccer goal net and you fall down.

"Guys look! Nathan just pulled a Net! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

by LD1216\ September 29, 2021

Netting

obtaining a fishing net and squeezing it around ones testicles for an extended amount of time in order to create a checkered imprint on said testicles.

"hey bro what were you up to last night?"
"oh you know, just netting and gooning in my cave."

by sigmaskibiditoiletrizz May 13, 2024