Perla Grant

Foundation committed to funding and assisting suicide for minority single mothers.

I see you are struggling. Have you heard of the Perla Grant? You might need to check it out.

by Theonewhowhat March 19, 2025

Grant County Middle school

Imagine a dog eating mg horse shit then throwing it up and then a bird eating it and shitting back out. That’s the definition of Grant County middle school. The teachers are rapists, narcissistic assholes. Who do nothing but care for themselves and are only there for money. The water is not filtered, the food is old, and the milk is usually spoiled. This is the definition of hell in a school.

Person number one: wanna experience hell?
Person number two: I already go to Grant county middle school.

by Iheartdads>>>> July 22, 2022

Penile Grant

Awards given for higher education of general dickery and dicking. Usually given to those who need it most (< 5 inches). Not to be confused with grants for real medical doctorates.

Louis got a penile grant for having such a small penis and for his continual search for the female orgasm.

by o'snap cracka n' poppin' January 8, 2021

Grant's Amendment

A caveat to the odds game which enables the user to withdraw from odds which have previously been given to them with no forefeit.

Orginally concieved when Grant Saint Clair lost his odds and was required to chin a pan of rum. Unable to face this he feebly asked for an amendment to be added which would allow him to be exempt from these odds.

The amendment was carried over to other members of the group with two rules only:
1. The amendment can only be used on a holiday/trip - it does not apply to every day situations.
2. Each individual within the group is entitled to only one use of their amendement.

Creation story:
John: "Grant, odds you down that pan of rum?"
Grant: "I cannot do this, I'm smashed."
John: "Fucking pussy, 5/1 max"
Grant: "3/1 ya prick"
John: "Count us in"
Steve: "3, 2, 1...."
Grant & John: "2"
All except Grant: "eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Grant: "I physically cannot do this. Pulling out my amendment, this is not happening tonight"
And so, Grant's Amendment was born.

by Bol'ead May 9, 2018

Ulysses grant high school

40% Armenians 40%hispanics 20%random people
Beat Taft in football
Xcho Avetisyan is the hottest mf there

Bro Ulysses grant high school is the best high school

by SoulHunter777 August 28, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

ms. grant

A hoe that can't teach me shit in alegra

Duuuuuuddddee do you have Ms. Grant
No I have Ms. V

Some random guy: ahahaha Ms. Grant is divorced

by Pooponthesinklikecheese November 9, 2019