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Down to my last

When you are particularly short on something. IE: money, food, gas, motivation, etc.
"God, I need some help please. I am down to my last."
"I wish I could spare some change, sir, but I am down to my last."
by GodAndCountry1776 October 4, 2018
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Last Meal Request

A man's last meal request on death row is pussy.
LAST MEAL REQUEST

Prison Guard: Hey, what do you want for your last meal before you die?
Prisoner: Hmm? Pussy
Prisoner Guard: Got it
*Government abducts sexiest bitch with a fat ass*
Prisoner Guard: Here's your meal you requested.

*Prisoner Guard hands over bitch with fat ass*
Prisoner: Thanks, man.

*Prisoner slurps the shit out of the bitch's pussy as she screams like never before*
by JohnnnDoeee August 3, 2019
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Last go trade

You offer to tell a friend a compliment you've heard made about her/him. But first, the friend must tell a compliment made about you. Can also be used for telling secrets.
You: Emily, I have a last go trade for a compliment.

Emily: OK, I have one for you. I heard that you were seen at the mall last week with an awesome hairstyle.

You: Oh thank you! Mark was at Hank's last week and told the bartender that you are the best looking woman to be seen there.
by redshead December 31, 2010
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oikawas last wishes

oikawas last wishes is a fanfic by DanaiaCake originally from the anime haikyuu. as the name says it’s about oikawa and iwaizumi.

it will make you sob for HOURS and weeks after you finished it. it will forever scar your heart.
a: have you read oikawas last wishes yet? it’s really good.
b: no. i choose happiness.
by gojō satoru May 6, 2021
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Last Cup Steez

When both beer pong teams are stuck on the last cup and the game seems like it will never end because nobody will sink the last shot
Man I'm caught in the fucking Last Cup Steez, this game is taking forever to finish
by Barry McCockinner March 20, 2011
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Obamas last name

It is II. I googled it. Just go on do the same. His last name is II
Person 1: What is Obamas last name?
Person 2: Jeffrey Eppstein didnt kill himself
by Dr. Sucuk187 December 20, 2019
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