Bog Locked

A similar concept to "Dog Locked", but occurring when getting an erection whilst sitting on the toilet, and causing one's penis to become jammed under the seat or rim.

Note: "The Bog" is a common name for a toilet in The United Kingdom.

Dude, I was looking at porn on my phone while I had a shit, and got totally Bog Locked. I was there for an hour.

by Kahuna Nui April 4, 2022

Alberta Tree Bog

you law a log on the ground and you grabble your partner, you smear it in their face

Hey me and girlfriend were getting bored of our usually sex acts, so i gave her a Alberta Tree Bog

by Mr TreeBog July 5, 2025

Bog

A cigarette. Short for Bogey. Synonyms: Dart, Heater, Square, Squa, gorts, straights, Etc...

Huff a bog to calm your nerves.

by DJFINGERZZ February 19, 2015

Bog Book

Bog Book- (North Irish) A book you take to the toilet with you to pass the time. Usually a favourite book or the one you happen to be reading at the time. While most who take a Bog Book to the lavatory will also take a newspaper or a laptop, Only actual books can have the term applied. That said, some scientists believe that Laptops and Newspapers serve much the same function in the same situation. Kindle users however, are just pretentious cunts and would be advised to do everyone else a favour and flush their overpriced nonsense down the shitter from whence it came.

"Man, I'm touchin' cloth here- Have you seen my Bog Book?"

by Luckiii November 5, 2011

Bog

weed, pot, a blunt.

"Yo I'm dyin for a bog right now"

by sexylaxer45 January 21, 2009

Bogged

To be heavily surgically or cosmetically enhanced, mostly done to mask aging. Mostly used when the plastic surgery work is obvious and poorly done. Originates from the French twins Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff.

Did you see Madonna’s latest TikTok? She looked bogged as f*ck.

by Lurkay April 16, 2022

queef bog

When she queefs so bad you can't see the alarm clock

I am sorry I am late for work, my wife had a queef bog

by FloweryBriana January 14, 2022