Australian army cadets

The coolest cats in town

The Australian army cadets are sick as

by Bucharest September 13, 2023

Upside down Australian

Spiderman and a certain women

The upside down Australian kissed a certain person.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

Australian Sloth Taco

An old Australian lady’s hairy vagina with moss on the pubic hair.

“Yea man, I ate some Australian Sloth Taco last night.”

by ChiChiRodriguez November 25, 2022

Australian print press

A sexual position involving three people, two females and one man. The females are bound together in such a way that their pubic regions are pressed together. The binding harkens back to the original of Australia as a prison colony. Then the male inserts his genetalia in-between the compressed pubic regions of the two females. The genetalia is said to resemble paper coming out of a print press between the women.

Bob and Mary got that sluzza they met at the pub in a good, old fashioned Australian print press, the lucky bloke.

by FlSunGuy September 22, 2017

Australian Hot Pocket

The act of shiting in a girls vagina and than fucking it clean.

OMG i just experianced an Australian Hot Pocket it was so HOT

by Bedrocka101 May 28, 2009

Australian Tartar Sauce

Left over period mixed with creampie.

After Sexy time explosion inside with remnants of period blood, the Australian Tartar Sauce shall drip.
Smelly.

by Senior Grosso December 24, 2008

Australian mocha bomb

the act of pooping in a milk jug and throwing it at foreigners.

the guys you don't let in your taxi came by, so you gave them an Australian mocha bomb

by wockbomb January 19, 2011