Thanos

Sexy Purple porn star who likes to farm and decimate the universe in his spare time

i want to eat thanos' bumhole and take it back with the time stone

by Thanos +shrek offical webpage May 13, 2019

Thanos

Thanos is a big penis

thanos is a big penis with flowers

by Elon Musk69 November 23, 2021

Thanos

*snap*

Thanos: *snap*
50% of every person on the planet: oh god oh fuck-

by luukieoost1 September 12, 2019

Thanos

An angry, shriveled up, purple grape that wants to erase half the universes life because he wants to solve overpopulation.

Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Avengers Endgame?
Friend 2: Oh, yeah, the one with Thanos? The angry purple grape?

by Rineluo888 November 18, 2021

Thanos

A gay grape the has a nut sack chin and an addictions to stones and women gloves

Thor: bring me thanos
Thanos: reeeeeeeeeee

by Alolvera reee May 19, 2019

Thanos

An amazing, handsome guy who is always the life of the party and always puts a smile on your face.
He can be the biggest flirt and player at times.
He loves to dance, sing and party.
he is very romantic and intelligent any girl who gets him is the luckiest girl on earth.
I just met up with Thanasi.

Everyone needs a Thanos in their life!

by Handsome smart November 20, 2021

The Thanos

Whisper "I am inevitable" in a girl's ear during sex right before you bust a nut. And then once she falls asleep, snap your fingers and dissappear.

Guy 1 :"I pulled The Thanos on Wendy last night."
Guy 2 :"Damn you really did her like that?"
Guy 1: "I am inevitable." *dissappears*

by DaffierGnome12 January 11, 2022