testicle race

When two men rub eachothers testicles against each other and the person who has the redest balls loses

Mike: my balls are still hurting form the testicle race we had

Jim: mine too but let's go again tonight

by Fronk donk August 25, 2017

Testicleez

Greek God of Fornitude, Lord of Testosterone, the original alpha male archetype.

From his own loins, Zeus sent down Testicleez, the purest bolt of alpha lineage to cast out the imbecidal libtard mumblephocks and at once reject the value of deceit and lying from modern thinking.

by J Cabo October 1, 2017

Testicleez

Greek God of Fornitude, Lord of Testosterone, the original alpha male archetype.

From his own loins, Zeus sent down Testicleez, the purest bolt of alpha lineage to cast out the imbecidal libtard mumblephocks and at once reject the value of deceit and lying from modern thought.

by J Cabo October 1, 2017

Testicles

The location in a males lower region to store urine. Can be found just below the penis in an out-hanging sack.

I kicked Jimmy so hard in the dick hole that his testicles released pee.

by Soviet Russia 1912 December 9, 2017

testicle milk

Semen

My girl sure does love to drink testicle milk!

by EkeTIT May 1, 2018

Testicle perfume

What it smells like in a man's underwear

SMELL MY TESTICLE PERFUME BIITCH.

by 6969 fortnite 6969 May 28, 2018

Testiclees

The act of jumping over a chair

God damn it I couldn’t testiclees earlier

by Jarohn June 11, 2018