Man Tears

When one reaches a certain zenith of unbridled manliness, one cannot cry saline-based tears anymore. Instead, one's tear ducts will secrete other, lesser men, who then proceed to cry in one's stead.

My friend John saw that Sarah McLachlan SPCA commercial last night and cried man tears.

by jaybo sampsonite February 4, 2013

tear shit up

Just literally completely ruining and destroying some pussy or ass. Just fucking making that shit disappear. Causing the lining of one's pussy or ass to just cease to exist. God-like destruction of a hole, total annihilation. One cannot come back from such a cataclysmic event.

Friend 1: Omg, she just sent a booty pic...
Friend 2: Are you gonna tear shit up?

by GooneryTypeBeat October 22, 2019

shed a tear for Nelson

VERB: urinate, micturate, do a wee-wee

Keep an eye on my drink, I've got to go and shed a tear for Nelson

by Der Funkmeister September 5, 2005

The Trail of Tears

When you fuck a native american and don't call them the day after.

The Trail of Tears will be re-written in the history books in 2009.

by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

tear up

to dominate at something. to be the best

"yeah i tear up at chess" says greg.

"no way greg. man your mum tears up in bed" replies rhys

by mordecai kelly November 1, 2007

Tears

Liquid sorrow that your eyes excrete.

Oh oh oh ah, the tears are rolling down my cheeks! Oh oh oh ah, liquid sorrow that my eyes excrete!

(All credit to the geniuses at Auto Tune the News)

by pablo61 June 28, 2010

Tears

An adjective to describe an awful, embarrassing, sad, terrible situation/place/thing.

1. Did you see that girl Mike was with yesterday? ... Tears

2. Detroit... Tears

3. That Godzilla movie was tears

by Corporal Tears May 22, 2008