African Tan

Wanting to get such a dark tan that you blend into the night sky.

Man, my company is firing all the whites here. I better get an african tan to make sure my job is safe.

by The real ninja of CA January 25, 2018

Wee Tan

When someone is taking a piss or you are taking a piss and you get sprayed by it

Man, I was so desperate for a piss, that I squatted over the loo seat and pushed out my wee quicker than intended and it sprayed all over my legs resulting in a Wee Tan

by Superhotlondongal October 14, 2015

Brotal Tan

An upstate New York tanning salon where you can get your "base" tan on or prepare for that upcoming Spring Break trip. Male patrons usually frequent Brotal Tan solo, and can be spotted wearing basketball shorts and a cut-off t shirt (arms cut). Monthly passes are usually purchased until a deep mahogany skin tone is obtained.

Dude, I fucking hate winter. I'm so white. Let's get to Brotal Tan!

by Brocheapski April 15, 2014

orgy tan

When your skin gets red during an orgy from so much slapping, mainly ass slapping.

Man, I my ass hurts from an orgy tan I got from last weekend.

by NoahNova June 10, 2017

Cold Tan

A tan that is not hot.

A tan that does not look good on a particular person.

Example 1 - That person's tan is a cold tan.

Example 2 -

Person 1 - I think I am going to get a tan.

Person 2 - That would be a cold tan!

by DT show May 21, 2011

pooty tan

The brownish discoloration typical around the underside of the groin and butt - typically found on people who are grotesquely overweight.

"That was nasty, this fat guy bent over in gym shorts and he had excessive pooty tan."

by maikelyeremy September 12, 2009

Tan puto

Means "Soooo Gaaay!"

guy A: I just bought tickets to the Justin Bieber concert, want to come with me?
guy B: Tan Puto!!!

by AC808 November 25, 2013