toad lord

a rude man who will try to kill your mans but say your mans is his

1: Axel tried to kill my mans and said he is his only
2: he must be the toad lord

by X_x-JJ-x_X December 7, 2021

toad

a small creature that lives on the moon. Often visits earth to eat. If you ever see one in person, you likely wont be able to tell the tale.

have you heard about the toad that killed Jerry?

by XxBlueEyesGodTTVxX December 15, 2021

Toad

Person who maintains poor effort at doing things, person that gets a lot of food or some other thing. Often used to describe person who does a lot of drugs.

“See that Jacob guy? What a massive toad!”
“I just smoked dmt on acid. I’m such a toad!”
“That burger was so toady”

by RayyyyyL December 24, 2021

Toad River Sambo

When you steal someone’s identity, then fuck your own mother.

I pulled a Toad River Sambo because no one thought I would be capable of being an incredulous, psychotic douche bag.

by tumblebeerumble April 1, 2022

Toad

Used to describe short people who are slow ugly, wear all pink, and who drool all over the Minister

She looked just like a toad

by SunnyStormiSuperLazy April 15, 2022

Wide load toad

When a bitch is hella fat lookin like a toad rawr XD

That bitch a wide load toad

by Tommyc November 13, 2021

Barreled Toad

The cave between your legs that receives pleasure.

When he finally touches your barreled toad.

by Ipooptoomuch November 17, 2021