(N.) A Ratchet Ass Old Hoe, Whos Cuntswaylow & Has Huge Titties that she never knows when to put them away. Usually from the one goes in me, two come outta me tribe. Could be seen at Pride with no top, eating cheeseburger slammers from the "Me So Hungry" wagon, taking photos with MORE TOE & a FourLoKo in hand. Rachel's can also be seen at wild & crazy after hour bon fire parties with grand pa pas, and pushing friends in wheelbarrows. If you attempt to approach a Rachel at a bar, be aware of her ginormous knockers, they could just knock you the fuck out!!!! Although Rachel seems a little rough around the edges, she's actually good hearted and down to earth. And would most likely give you the shirt off her back.
1. "Man, How'd you get that shiner?" "Oh, her names Rachel."
2. "Hey what about Rachel last night?!?!?!" "I know, Wasn't she a pal!!!!"
3. "Excuse me, ma'am? You're in a public place, Can you put those away?" "Don't you know who I am, I'm Rachel!!!"
4. Dang, I wish I was friends with Rachel, she looks like a lot of fun!!!!!
5. "Hey nice shirt!!" "I know, Rachel gave it to me" "Well what's she wearing" "Your lookin at em!!!"
Ratchet old hoe tatas Ginormous cheeseburger wheelbarrow bar Beware
2. "Hey what about Rachel last night?!?!?!" "I know, Wasn't she a pal!!!!"
3. "Excuse me, ma'am? You're in a public place, Can you put those away?" "Don't you know who I am, I'm Rachel!!!"
4. Dang, I wish I was friends with Rachel, she looks like a lot of fun!!!!!
5. "Hey nice shirt!!" "I know, Rachel gave it to me" "Well what's she wearing" "Your lookin at em!!!"
Ratchet old hoe tatas Ginormous cheeseburger wheelbarrow bar Beware
by TRUE FRIENDS September 21, 2013

Someone who loves big hairy men and likes to lick ass and chew dingleberries. She likes to party a little too hard, and ends up crazy drunk hurph-murphing in the tub with a strange man.
by 123980 January 3, 2013

A self hearted, 2-faced bitch. Most likely thinks she's super pretty but is really an ugly fuck head. She thinks she has an amazing fashion sense, but really just looks like cheap white trash. She may appear nice at first, but on the inside is a truly hideous person. She may also be a try hard and a wanna be. No one likes a rachel, especially with her excuses. She's a fake, and backs everything up with the same sob story. Bitch.
by merrrrreeeeeeee June 15, 2012

person 1: Who's that girl doing her homework there?
person 2: Oh, that's Rachel, you should see her practice her violin, she's like addicted to it.
:P
person 2: Oh, that's Rachel, you should see her practice her violin, she's like addicted to it.
:P
by someone-in-the-world-3 December 16, 2011

by User6669420 April 27, 2019

Rachel is normally a very sweet girl with amazing friends but tends to push them away whenever she gets a boyfriend. Especially if her boyfriend dosent like you
That girl rachel is pretty funny!
Dont even try, if she gets a boyfriend she will never talk to you again.
Dont even try, if she gets a boyfriend she will never talk to you again.
by Rabbidfire April 19, 2018
