oikawas last wishes

oikawas last wishes is a fanfic by DanaiaCake originally from the anime haikyuu. as the name says it’s about oikawa and iwaizumi.

it will make you sob for HOURS and weeks after you finished it. it will forever scar your heart.

a: have you read oikawas last wishes yet? it’s really good.
b: no. i choose happiness.

by gojō satoru May 6, 2021

the twilight's last streaming

to fail.

Christina Aguilera's modification of the American National Anthem: "What so proudly we watched, at the twilight's last streaming."

by spikeumike February 25, 2011

last day on earth

The happiest day of my life

Me:hey jim its the last day on earth!
Jim:OMG WHAT DO WE DO
Me:dude relax it will all be over soon
Jim:NO IM OUTAA HERE
(jim leaves)
Me:hes gone i can f**k his wife

by Lord of cats June 2, 2018

Last Meal Request

A man's last meal request on death row is pussy.

LAST MEAL REQUEST

Prison Guard: Hey, what do you want for your last meal before you die?
Prisoner: Hmm? Pussy
Prisoner Guard: Got it
*Government abducts sexiest bitch with a fat ass*
Prisoner Guard: Here's your meal you requested.

*Prisoner Guard hands over bitch with fat ass*
Prisoner: Thanks, man.

*Prisoner slurps the shit out of the bitch's pussy as she screams like never before*

by JohnnnDoeee August 3, 2019

Last Cup Steez

When both beer pong teams are stuck on the last cup and the game seems like it will never end because nobody will sink the last shot

Man I'm caught in the fucking Last Cup Steez, this game is taking forever to finish

by Barry McCockinner March 20, 2011

Last Exam Syndrome

Last Exam Syndrome is when a person has low to no interest in studying for the last exam because of the anticipation and excitement for the upcoming holidays after the exams.

Guy: Don't know why, but I don't feel like studying for the last exam. I think I have a Last Exam Syndrome.

by pop_kalacharam June 22, 2022

Obamas last name

It is II. I googled it. Just go on do the same. His last name is II

Person 1: What is Obamas last name?
Person 2: Jeffrey Eppstein didnt kill himself

by Dr. Sucuk187 December 20, 2019