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Pumpkin Spice Syndrome

Pumpkin Spice Syndrome (PMS for short) refers to physical and emotional symptoms that occur in the one to two weeks after an individual drinks a Pumpkin Spiced Latte. Symptoms often vary between individuals and are most frequent around the start of fall. Common symptoms include acne, tender breasts, bloating, feeling tired, irritability, mood changes, diarrhea, oral yeast infection, and in extreme cases shriveling of the penis. Symptoms are typically result coming out of the closet and can cause lasting damage if you do not speak with a specialist immediately.
Trevor- “ it’s too bad of what happened to Brian”

Jen- “we all saw this coming sooner or later”

Trevor- “ I just can’t believe that after three months of being diagnosed with chronic Pumpkin Spice syndrome that Brian would have ran off with an Uber driver from Eugene”

Ashley- “he was never the same after that first sip of the Pumpkin Spiced Latte”

G- “Trevor, pass the clown cakes”
by ClownCakes November 5, 2018
mugGet the Pumpkin Spice Syndromemug.

pumpkin spice pubes

A basic bitches gay ass is hairy and smelly!!!!!!
by holyballsshesdead! March 13, 2022
mugGet the pumpkin spice pubesmug.

spiced rum and guinness

It's called the Doc Rock - made popular by The West Linn Saloon's beloved DJ, Doc Rock, in West Linn, Oregon.
Bartender, hand me a cold pint of Doc Rock (I.e. Spiced rum and Guinness).
by PDXBarFly October 3, 2015
mugGet the spiced rum and guinnessmug.

Pumpkin Spice Hoe

These are the girls who have exceeded the max level of basic. They drink PSL every day and just overdo the whole basic girl in autumn thing
I can’t get over how much of a pumpkin spice hoe that girl Krista is. How has she not been crowned Pumpkin Spice Queen.
by angelica.eliza.and.peggy October 12, 2017
mugGet the Pumpkin Spice Hoemug.

Hit with a spice weasel

To make more attractive.

From Furturama where Elzar the chef would kick his meals up a notch with a hit from the spice weasel.
Did you see Scott's girlfriend? I think she needs to be hit with a spice weasel!
by Fresco_Camco July 27, 2016
mugGet the Hit with a spice weaselmug.

Spicing your meat

When you or your significant other use sriracha or another hot sauce as lubricant before performing oral sex
Jim: You look happy Jerry, had a good night yesterday? were you Spicing your meat?
Jerry: Yeah man I got my meat spiced so hard by Missus.
Jim: I remember the first time Missus spiced my meat, Boy oh boy was it an experience.
by Meat Lover 69 August 28, 2019
mugGet the Spicing your meatmug.

pumpkin spice realm

If you're gonna go get a coffee, stay away from the pumpkin spice realm!
by GenkiGal November 21, 2017
mugGet the pumpkin spice realmmug.

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