I tried going to market, but she kicked me out of bed - didn't even give me a kleenex to clean up after.
by thePooplord February 15, 2014
Get the going to marketmug. When you really need money to fund your divorce one hoes, and the market moves against you right when you need it…
by Camjohn1 November 2, 2022
Get the Boar Marketmug. When you strike someone from above with a portable gardening shovel with extreme amounts of vertical velocity.
I'll "market-garden" his ass.
by epstone July 6, 2025
Get the market-gardenmug. When you’re in a Boston Market bathroom getting your brown eye 3 fingered by the side chick you met on Friends finder.
by Boston Market Bowling ball January 14, 2024
Get the boston market bowling ballmug. A market terrorist is a term used to describe an individual or group who intentionally tries to manipulate the stock market for their own gain by spreading false or misleading information, or by taking other actions that are designed to create fear or uncertainty among investors. This could include things like hacking into stock trading systems, issuing fake press releases, or using other tactics to manipulate stock prices. Market terrorists often operate with the aim of causing significant financial losses for other investors, in order to benefit from the resulting market chaos.
by Lavi Tozlov December 14, 2022
Get the market terroristmug. The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.
“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”
by Glimmer December 10, 2023
Get the Sales & Marketing Directormug. A fictitious term invented by Corporate America to make people think that they actually have a chance at getting a job. Nowadays its harder than hell to get a job because none of these stupid ass recruiters takes anybody seriously when anyone applies. They use AI to filter out resumes which makes it even harder for a resume to by seen by aforementioned stupid ass recruiters. These motherfuckers come up with more reasons to not hire anybody than to actually hire anybody! What's the point in calling it a "market" if there's hardly any way in receiving the actual "product" a job? Sounds more like a lottery than a "market". Fucking ridiculous!
Hey, everyone keeps talking about this job market but I still can't get a job because I keep getting ghosted by "recruiters". Why call it a job market if I can't get a job?
by fedup job seeker August 16, 2025
Get the job marketmug.