glue balloon

When it’s so hot and sweaty that a man’s balls (balloons) glue to the inside of his thighs and feel like they are stuck

Can someone do something about this heat?? My glue balloons are driving me crazy!! Anyone have some powder?

by USMCSaxman June 14, 2024

Glue Balloons

Testicals

Fuck, my glue balloons got stuck in the door

by tonytonytonytony June 16, 2024

Moon Glue

Moon Gluing is the act of pressing one’s bare butt cheeks to a clear window with an audience on the other side whilst proceed to shit and swipe like applying glue.

“Dude, did you see Tommy’s Moon Glue video?”
“Yeah man, Mrs. Trista’s face was pricesless watching Tommy’s cheeks slide up and down leaving a shit trail!”

by The infamous defecator July 1, 2024

Glue balloons

Balls, testicles.

Glue looks like semen, especially Elmer’s glue. A deeper meaning is that an accidental pregnancy can glue a couple together.

Damn, man. Heather is pregnant. My glue balloons have us stuck together for the next 18 years.

by E-Z.E. Longfelloo July 6, 2024

Shooting the glue gun

Shooting the glue gun is a sex move where you shoot cum out of your genital and aim it at your partner, if they wish to be decorated in your liquids.

Luke and Amy where having sexual activity, and Amy was shooting the glue gun. She ejaculated all over Luke.

by Your mother 6969 August 17, 2024

couch glue

A highly engaging video game that captivates the player to such an extent that they remain glued to the couch for hours, often losing track of time. Characterized by addictive gameplay, immersive storytelling, or relentless action loops that make it nearly impossible to put down.

I was only going to play for 30 minutes, but that new RPG is total couch glue—I didn’t move for five hours.

by 133764M3R March 27, 2025

gleed of glue

MEDIEVAL SLANG FOR PENIS!

mia: "What is this new word thou hast been throwing around, you olde nincompoop!"
gurleen: "I came up with it in a dream, thou shall refer to my member as a "gleed of glue" !

by keethydawg April 19, 2025