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Alan

Alan is a master Jedi, he is untouchable, his weakness is female gamers
Alan is an absolute unit, no one dares mess with Alan
I’m feeling like Alan today, no one can stop me.
by Exposer12349876 May 3, 2021
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Alan

Alan will bang ur mum twice next to a fire if he sees one more urban dictionary post
Alan has gotten Chlamydia from ur mum
by Hoyeahh November 23, 2021
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pulled an alan

When you are sooooo drunk(out of your mind) that you shitttt all over yourself and laugh about it!
omfg i think i just pulled an alan all over myself.
by am4life14 December 24, 2007
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alan

Hey, alan.
by mamelao April 19, 2023
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Alan

Alan will bang ur mum twice inside a caravan if he sees one more urban dictionary shit
Alan got Chlamydia from ur mum
by Hoyeahh November 23, 2021
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Alan

Just a guy who tries his best.He is a good and trusted friend.I loving,smart,and amicable person
Honestly I have no ideas why people are so critical of Alan he’s like my best friend and is funny ,nice,and way smart!
by JDR January 31, 2021
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Mrs Alan Sugartits

A powerful and successful female boss lady. A female that carries herself with a lot of authority and conviction.
Person: “Who is that woman walking around the office?”

Co-worker: “Oh, that is just our resident Mrs Alan Sugartits. She’s kind of a big deal round here”
by Sleadbeater93 June 10, 2022
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