A chick you imagine you are with when you are masturbating and this makes you blow your load in a sock.
Look at that chick...now she's a fucking sock bunny
You know that girl in my science class, she's been my sock bunny all week.
That strip club has the finest sock bunnies.
I'm married man, but she will be my sock bunny later
You know that girl in my science class, she's been my sock bunny all week.
That strip club has the finest sock bunnies.
I'm married man, but she will be my sock bunny later
by theonewhoknows2010 February 4, 2010
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I hope that I can soon watch the pornography that includes the illustrious Shock Rockhard
I am subscribed to MoistCr1tical on YouTube in the hopes of updates pertaining to the marvelous “Fucking at Rockhard Manor”
I am subscribed to MoistCr1tical on YouTube in the hopes of updates pertaining to the marvelous “Fucking at Rockhard Manor”
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When a man is tied up, upside down to a ceiling fan while 4-6 girls gather around his body in a circle formation, kneeling on their knees. One must then turn on the fan, spinning the man and smacking each girl in the face with a hearty boner.
John: Where did you get that bruise?!
Amy: Ugh, Kevin gave us all a nasty Crouching Stork the other day
John: Must have been pretty hearty.
Amy: Yeah
Amy: Ugh, Kevin gave us all a nasty Crouching Stork the other day
John: Must have been pretty hearty.
Amy: Yeah
by Sir John Kensington March 21, 2011
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Wow! I had only ever seen him with a mask before. I had such face shock the first time I saw him. He looked totally different than I thought!
by Reflecting back March 21, 2021
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1guy1jar - A video of a man slowly getting down on a glass jar, until it breaks and he starts bleeding everywhere.
Dancingsnake.com - Basically, it's a sexual GIF.
Meatspinnetwork - Every fucking shock site you could imagine.
Worst picture EVAR - A long, long, long, long, picture containing gore and porn.
Overall, the worst one is Worst Picture Evar and Offended.
1guy1jar - A video of a man slowly getting down on a glass jar, until it breaks and he starts bleeding everywhere.
Dancingsnake.com - Basically, it's a sexual GIF.
Meatspinnetwork - Every fucking shock site you could imagine.
Worst picture EVAR - A long, long, long, long, picture containing gore and porn.
Overall, the worst one is Worst Picture Evar and Offended.
Guy 1: What's the worst shock site?
Guy 2: Dancingsnake.com
Guy 3: No! It's 1guy1jar
Guy 2: You are wrong. It's The Pain Series.
Guy 4: All of you are wrong. It is 2girls1cup.
Guy 2 and 3: NOOOO!!!!!
Guy 1: I don't know which one to believe.
Lua: Me neither.
Guy 2: Dancingsnake.com
Guy 3: No! It's 1guy1jar
Guy 2: You are wrong. It's The Pain Series.
Guy 4: All of you are wrong. It is 2girls1cup.
Guy 2 and 3: NOOOO!!!!!
Guy 1: I don't know which one to believe.
Lua: Me neither.
by LuaGunsX December 21, 2022
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by paulg08 August 21, 2008
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