(inner monologue of a high/bored person):Laying here watching 'Hoarders' is not enough right now, I should read something. Food for thought on Wikipedia or food for stalk on Facebook?
by taycolez October 6, 2011
Get the Food for Stalkmug. following the car behind you by watching their directional to see what way they will turn. makes people think they are following you. definitely entertaining when you're bored and driving around.
by emac March 21, 2007
Get the back-stalkingmug. Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment
Future stalking-Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment
Lajuana, Rosie, and others were analyzing his sisters and other information so that he could (not that he wants to) know his day to day activities including traffic stop, interview invites, etc.
Lajuana, Rosie, and others were analyzing his sisters and other information so that he could (not that he wants to) know his day to day activities including traffic stop, interview invites, etc.
by Miktionary February 13, 2022
Get the Future stalkingmug. That guy needs to stop cock stalking me. I will not go out with him. I have no interest in him. I will report him if he doesn't read my social signals soon.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
Get the cock stalkmug. A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
Get the The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Banditmug. A Pocket Stalker is someone who doesn't know how to lock the keypad of a cellphone resulting in huge phone bills and endless voicemail messages with nothing more than the crunchy sound of a pocket.
Bill has been pocket stalking me again all day. Can somebody tell him how to lock his cell?
I'm sorry, I can't go out this weekend. I just received my Phonebill after I have been Pocket Stalking everybody in my speeddail list this month
I'm sorry, I can't go out this weekend. I just received my Phonebill after I have been Pocket Stalking everybody in my speeddail list this month
by Edwinnaar May 17, 2009
Get the Pocket Stalkingmug. A new version of Follow Friday, on the Social Networking site "Twitter." This fashion was created by Twitter user @maskedscientist
Let me give a shout out to @so_n_so @jonhdoe for today's #stalksaturday. You should #stalk them. This is a "Stalk Saturday."
by mstmat September 25, 2009
Get the Stalk Saturdaymug.