pumpkin spice pubes

A basic bitches gay ass is hairy and smelly!!!!!!

"Shes got a case of the pumpkin spice pubes"

by holyballsshesdead! March 13, 2022

The mexican spice straw

Take a shot of hot sauce and spit it down someone’s pee hole and suck it back out.

Hey me and morgan did the mexican spice straw last night and my shit is still on fire.

by T-Money13 February 25, 2023

Pumpkin Spice Syndrome

Pumpkin Spice Syndrome (PMS for short) refers to physical and emotional symptoms that occur in the one to two weeks after an individual drinks a Pumpkin Spiced Latte. Symptoms often vary between individuals and are most frequent around the start of fall. Common symptoms include acne, tender breasts, bloating, feeling tired, irritability, mood changes, diarrhea, oral yeast infection, and in extreme cases shriveling of the penis. Symptoms are typically result coming out of the closet and can cause lasting damage if you do not speak with a specialist immediately.

Trevor- “ it’s too bad of what happened to Brian”

Jen- “we all saw this coming sooner or later”

Trevor- “ I just can’t believe that after three months of being diagnosed with chronic Pumpkin Spice syndrome that Brian would have ran off with an Uber driver from Eugene”

Ashley- “he was never the same after that first sip of the Pumpkin Spiced Latte”

G- “Trevor, pass the clown cakes”

by ClownCakes November 5, 2018

Pumpkin Spice Massage

A type of massage that only trendy assholes have done.

See that Hipster? He just came back from getting a Pumpkin Spice Massage.

by andyiskindofcool November 26, 2014

Hit with a spice weasel

To make more attractive.

From Furturama where Elzar the chef would kick his meals up a notch with a hit from the spice weasel.

Did you see Scott's girlfriend? I think she needs to be hit with a spice weasel!

by Fresco_Camco July 27, 2016

Pumpkin Spice Hoe

These are the girls who have exceeded the max level of basic. They drink PSL every day and just overdo the whole basic girl in autumn thing

I can’t get over how much of a pumpkin spice hoe that girl Krista is. How has she not been crowned Pumpkin Spice Queen.

by angelica.eliza.and.peggy October 12, 2017

pumpkin spice realm

Gathering place for thots.

Starbucks.

If you're gonna go get a coffee, stay away from the pumpkin spice realm!

by GenkiGal November 21, 2017