slow code

Responding slowly, "going through the motions", to rescucitating a person with severe dementia or a terminal disease goes into cardiac arrest.

The homeless person with severe dementia went into cardiac arrest. The doctor slow coded him.

by Teratogen July 5, 2011

slow roasting

The act of joking on someone in a lowkey fashion, making them think you are genuinely complementing them.

Jermaine: Tyree your haircut is so fire bruh, like oh my God.
Tyree: Oh yeah thanks dude.
Jay: Nah, that nigga is slow roasting you dude.

by DenimJeans July 11, 2016

Slow Electronics

Noise music decoding and resisting crypto-fascist patriarchal Power Electronics using the process of slowness in terms of processing power, data streams and carefully considered recursions folding in on themselves through 'screeching waves of feedback, analogue synthesizers making sub-bass pulses or high frequency squealing sounds, and screamed, distorted, often engaged and relatively unknown lyrics.

That handcranked cassette-tape Whitehouse remix is so Slow Electronics

by Southbridge December 13, 2009

slow burn

a fart, typically of the hot, silent kind, which takes a signifigantly longer time to dissipate in a room.

"Better take your time going in that room, I just cut a fart, and it's a slow burn."

by Chance Beardsley November 27, 2012

slow playing

Prolonging an injury, or a project for a very long time; and lagging with trying to solve it or fix it.

"Luke is slow playing it right now, and not getting any work done."

by efishies15 June 1, 2013

Slow State

A “Slow State” is a State that has not progressed as quickly as the majority of the other 50 States in the US. Slow States normally share borders with other Slow States, and are rarely intellectually-land-locked by their more evolved peers.

The following are typical qualities of a Slow State:
1) An overabundance of churches
2) Historically low SAT scores
3) Residents that defend their right to display objectionable material because it’s their “heritage”
4) A politically-conservative leaning majority
5) Homophobic legislation
6) Seceded, or have/had thoughts of secession

If you're a bright gay/lesbian liberal non-Christian minority, it is advisable to spend as little time as possible in a Slow State.

by ducklips July 3, 2009

slow creep

slow creep: The phrase "slow creep" is used when one gets high off of crippy, and the high slowly creeps up on you.

Janine sat listening to music after smoking her last joint.
as the song ended, she suddenly realized that the slow creep was now full blown; she was baked.

by shockerr May 6, 2006