dirt of my shoulder

showing attitude; other person does not have any right to tell you anything because they don't know you that well..

Tamy: Hey! Do you know how to play guitar?
Jack: I have my own band.. Let me wipe that dirt of my shoulder real quick!

by TjsP December 7, 2007

shoulder cutter

Someone who cuts their shoulder. Like someone who cuts their wrists are often called emo, people who cut their shoulders are often called mentally retarded . They cut their shoulder because shoulders are less visible than wrists are.

"Man, that chick is a shoulder cutter."

by oergbewrgjkert February 6, 2007

shoulder rub

A hand job offered for a meager sum of cash by transients alongside U.S. Interstate 80.

-"Man, this road boner of mine just won't dip. Let's pull over so I can get me a shoulder rub from that bearded backpacker! You got any money?"
-"Will a fiver cover it?"
-"It'll cover mine!"

by Studebanger September 4, 2013

Chip off my shoulder

When a magician shoots your shoulder, turning it to stone, and shortly afterwards your friend throws a baseball at you, assuming you can catch it, but you cant because your shoulder is stone, so it hits it, and chips it. And in the ensuing rampage that you enter after having your shoulder inadvertently chipped, you accidentally kill your girlfriend.

Brandi: DANG. i was replaced within 20 seconds. That's a record!
Austin: No chip off my shoulder
Brandi: X_X

by imaustinb April 15, 2011

shouldeck

Having NO neck. The trapezius muscle connects the earlobes to the shoulders (making one appear to have no neck)

When head and shoulders naturally combine causing one to look like a scared turtle, a shouldeck.Other nicknames RamMan and Juggernaut

by Robert Santana September 12, 2006

[Shoulder Junk]

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Phil's balls practically lay on his chest when he gives Mikey a Shoulder Junk.

by Ray Albright January 2, 2009

shoulderfuk

Someone whos practically rubs one off on ur shoulder trying to figure out who texted you and what your going to say back..

These are the guys who whenever u get a text they are all up in ur busniess like yoo whos that what did they say..?? what are u going to tell them?? Is it ur Girl? Does she Have friends for me??

They are what we call shoulderfuks my friends...

by Wildz September 19, 2007